Club
DJ Sloppy Droppy, resident. He remixes the workshop’s songs, the acts come up and sing their own, and every light in the room follows the music.
Press play: the lights follow the music.
Now on DJ Sloppy Droppy
Pick a track, or press playCodex: DJ Sloppy DroppyOn Lamewire
Words, as sung (not timed)
Running order
- DJ Sloppy DroppyTuning Up (Sloppy Droppy remix)ft. the orchestra · from Tuning Up · 132 BPM progressive trance · 4:10
- DJ Sloppy DroppyThe sardine-tin sea (Sloppy Droppy remix)ft. Captain Brine · from The sardine-tin sea · 134 BPM dream trance · 4:06
- DJ Sloppy DroppyThe Big Number (Sloppy Droppy remix)ft. the Understudy · from The Big Number · 138 BPM uplifting trance · 4:13
- DJ Sloppy DroppyScene Change (Sloppy Droppy remix)ft. the stagehands · from Scene Change · 140 BPM tech trance · 3:28
- DJ Sloppy DroppyWorks (Sloppy Droppy remix)ft. Drip · from Works · 141 BPM acid trance · 3:27
- DJ Sloppy DroppyTea Break (Sloppy Droppy remix)ft. the Slopwright · from Tea Break · 170 BPM liquid drum and bass · 3:26
- DJ Sloppy DroppyThe attic (Sloppy Droppy remix)ft. the Draught · from The attic · 172 BPM atmospheric drum and bass · 3:01
- DJ Sloppy DroppyPocket Rule (Sloppy Droppy remix)ft. the Slopwright · from Pocket Rule · 175 BPM jumpup drum and bass · 3:20
- DJ Sloppy DroppyThe theatre (Sloppy Droppy remix)ft. Cue · from The theatre · 175 BPM dancefloor drum and bass · 3:20
- DJ Sloppy DroppyStrip Light (Sloppy Droppy remix)ft. the Slopwright · from Strip Light · 175 BPM neurofunk drum and bass · 3:20
- DJ Sloppy DroppyTuning Up (Sloppy Droppy remix)ft. the orchestra · from Tuning Up · 132 BPM progressive trance · 4:10
Odd GloveWaltz for a Sardine (from the hedge)Folk · sung, 1:13 · the remix: 132 BPM progressive trance, 3:41
DuplicateYear TwelveConfessional country-pop · sung, 2:23 · the remix: 138 BPM uplifting trance, 4:13
Beginners PleaseSix Eras and Still No MoneyMusical theatre · sung, 1:51 · the remix: 140 BPM tech trance, 3:28
The Sluice HandsHaul Away the TinSea shanty · sung, 1:58 · the remix: 140 BPM tech trance, 3:28
The UrnOne More CupSoul · sung, 1:39 · the remix: 170 BPM liquid drum and bass, 3:26
Spare BulbHold It AnywaySynth-pop · sung, 2:03 · the remix: 172 BPM dancefloor drum and bass, 3:24
Stamp and MeterIn That OrderRap · sung, 1:39 · the remix: 175 BPM jumpup drum and bass, 3:20
Not FiledOut Is OutNu-metal / rap-rock · sung, 2:17 · the remix: 175 BPM neurofunk drum and bass, 3:20
The Closing ChoirWhen I Say LampGospel · sung, 1:47 · the remix: 174 BPM liquid drum and bass, 3:21
All 15 acts and every recording of theirs
No light here flashes more than three times a second: every show is checked frame by frame before it plays, and the club refuses one that would (WCAG 2.3.1). With reduced motion on, or Calm lights ticked, strobes stop and chases become slow fades.
Program your own
A show is a text file in sections: [rig] for the fixtures and where they hang, [palette] for colours and positions, [cues] for what happens at which bar, and [chase], [fx] and [video] for the moving parts. Times are bars and beats of the song, or its sections by name: drop, breakdown+8.
Every fixture is patched into a virtual DMX universe, as a real rig would be, and the 2D view shows the channels as they change. The editor draws the room as you type, checks every line and makes a link to share; nothing is stored anywhere. The format has every word, and agents that write shows have a skill file.
About
The house set’s remixes are the workshop’s own songs from Tinny, rearranged at club tempos and played by your browser, note by note; Tinny has them too, in its Club list. The acts’ recordings are machine-made, from Lamewire, and play only when you press for them. Nothing here is anybody else’s.
Who DJ Sloppy Droppy is, and where the Neon Void is, is in the codex. Machines made him, like everything else on slopped.site, and he is fine with it.